May 07, 2025
I woke up at like 5 as I usually do. Monkey hops up on the bed and won't stop meowing at me. So I got up to go downstairs. The moment I do so, he starts nuzzling my wife and flops over and starts...
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February 26, 2025
An Interview With My Cat About His Most Annoying Behaviors: We often quote a decade-old Adam Serwer tweet about his own cats: Management doesn’t need a union. Something else I wanted to bring up: It...
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December 04, 2024
I Have Created A Turkey Fiend: Tuesday morning she posts up, staring intensely at me, swishing the tip of her tail in frustration. She is not meowing. She is locked in. She is furious. I do not think...
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