Posts tagged with "great-lines"

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Not going to lie to you

Joe Johnson had this great line on Nightcap: You know I ain't going to lie to you just 'cuz it sound fly to you.

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Alienation as a negotiation tactic

Why the Brock Purdy Contract Stinks: And these are the 49ers, for heaven’s sake: the franchise that never met a big-name veteran that it couldn’t alienate with its intermittent-fasting approach to...

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Romance

They found my side hustle!

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Religious clapback

From Tumblr: One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with...

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Judases and Brutuses

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Charming trade scenario

Quentin Grimes Is The Tragicomic Protagonist Of The Terminal NBA Season: ... I am charmed by a trade that could turn out to have hurt both teams while helping a player's career in the process.

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Putting it delicately

Kenny Williams implied how deeply he dislikes Tony LaRussa in the best way. An owner who ‘thinks he knows everything’ led the White Sox to historic disaster: Asked about La Russa’s nearly two seasons...

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Gambling crazed CJ Abrams

Nationals End Season By Demoting Leadoff Hitter Who Was In A Casino Until 8:00 A.M.: Poverty, they say, affords moral clarity. Nasim Nuñez, with all due respect, is not taking the Nationals anywhere...

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Everyone's private struggle

Jaguars Junction: Bye Week: As we look ahead, let us all resolve to treat one another with a greater degree of understanding. Each of us is engaged in his own private struggle. None of us are mere...

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Sneering tone

You Can Probably Eat More Yogurt Than You Think: My writing tends to tackle important policy issues with an analytical fearlessness that some have described as “unbearable” or “possessing the...

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Being properly appreciated

Jaguars Junction: Week 15: I chose not to attend the game after all, for the same reason that a professional “storm chaser” might not volunteer to plow headlong into a deadly twister: Because...

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Justice in this world

I love Hamilton Nolan's writing. Jaguars Junction: Week 17: As mankind evolves past a belief in an omnipotent god, we must inevitably face the question: Whence does justice arise? For if there is no...

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Lions and hunters

Shannon Sharpe said the following on the Wednesday episode of Nightcap: Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.

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Butthair

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Stats analogy

This quote hits too close to home: Most people use statistics like a drunk man uses a lamppost; more for support than illumination.

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Who are you?

Jaguars Junction: Week 1 After all, who are you to question me? "Who am I?" you reply. "I am mother. I am father. I am sister. I am brother. I am woman. I am man. I am human. I am friend. I am lover....

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Drew Magary great lines

Drew Magary is one of my favorite writers. He has great lines all the time. Here are my favs: It’s Decided. I’m Moving To Arica, Chile.: ... if my kids were still three wanted to play peek-a-boo, I...

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Vodka Papa John's shot

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Batman

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Jon Bois' 2014 NFL Draft writeups

I love Jon Bois' writing:

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Roger Ebert's searing critiques

Roger Ebert was always at his best when he didn't like a movie, like 1980's Spit on Your Grave: I wanted to turn to the man near me and tell him his remarks were disgusting, but I did not. To hold...

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Lies

Men lie, women lie, buckets don’t.- Dion Waiters

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Reconcile with the MAGAs

Joe Biden Is Right: For America to Heal, We Must Find Common Ground With Trump Supporters: TO STEAL ALL THE REMOTE CONTROLS AND SHOELACES FROM THEIR HOMES TO GRAB THEIR HANDS WHILE THEY’RE SLEEP AND...

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Adapting to any situation

This quote by Andy Warhol has always resonated with me as a way to explain my youth: When a situation develops gradually, no matter how weird that situation is, you get used to it.

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I live in a world of ghosts

From the movie, the Seventh Seal: “My indifference has shut me out. I live in a world of ghosts, a prisoner of dreams. I want God to put out his hand, show his face, speak to me. I cry out to him in...

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I hated, hated, hated this movie

These are some great-lines from Roger Ebert's book, I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie: In which we determine how werewolves are made, how they are killed, and how they spread their wolfiness. Here is...

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I don't try to be different

From El-P, now of Run the Jewels, then of Company Flow: I don't try to be different, I am... This quote has always spoken to me.

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Maybe it's you

From the TV show Justified, the great Raylan Givens: You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.

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Wisdom from Killa Cam

Cam'ron dropped this jewel in "Losing Weight": Can’t get paid in a earth this big? You worthless kid!

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Sentient braided leather belt

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KC Vs. St. Louis

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Snickers the cat

My pal Steve posted this to Facebook: I've been helping out at Bonner Animal Rescue recently, and I’m slowly getting to know its denizens on a level that is only achieved when you've thrown off all...

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Puppet Master

My favorite XKCD line ever:

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