Police interactions in legal textbooks
I used to laugh when I'd read the recaps in criminal law cases. They make it seem like this is the interaction between cop and criminal. Cop: I say, my good fellow, do you mind if I inspect the trunk...
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Biglaw quislings
Charlie Sykes giving cowardly Biglaw firms the business! Fuck you, and all your contumacious works, you cowardly brood of white-shoed lickspittles. You embraced your ignominy with enthusiasm. You...
Cragislist law snippets
re: Question for Cops and Detectives: ... you feel dirty, jaded, and afraid for people you love afterwards. One particular murder has given me a life long aversion to eating ribs. I always think of a...
John Roberts hates brown people voting
GW Bush's third most harmful act, behind the Iraq War and allowing the assault weapons ban to expire, was nominating Roberts and Alito to the Supreme Court. Roberts’s Rule of Disorder in Voting...
Baez, Pt. 2
Baez's dark powers can counteract anything the Epstein cabal can come with. Dude has repeatedly gotten the guiltiest people freed. I think he's made a real life deal with the devil Robert Kardashian...
Judge Judy
Back when I was an attorney, people would try to explain what the law on a topic was. I would say, "You know what? You're totally right. I went to law school for 3 years, you've been watching Judge...
Seeing behind the dirty curtains
Alito and Clarence Thomas are the main reasons we need Supreme Court term limits. Alito has long given off an air of vexation, even as he is regularly in the majority with his conservative ideology....
Baez The Legal Witch
I'm convinced that Jose Baez is a law witch, tapped into the dark magic that exists in this world. The only conspiracy theory I wholly believe and that I personally created is that Baez convinced...
Judge Bread
My destiny as an attorney was to become a corrupt judge nicknamed Judge Bread.
Different approaches to domestic violence
This was a very hard read. All I can say is: believe women. A Raised Hand: There she filed a restraining order, telling the judge that her husband would kill her when he found her. But the judge...
Killology
This guy is a maniac, and I'm convinced he's partially to blame for officers becoming so trigger happy. “Are You Prepared to Kill Somebody?” A Day With One of America’s Most Popular Police Trainers –...
Run for the border
I got a call on a Thursday afternoon from [Suzie]. It was a curious call because the address on the intake form was a Canadian address. Prepaid Legal only sold plans to people in the US. Suzie had...
Law Schools And Income Based Forgiveness
This practice will likely extend into a system where elite students who plan to go into the private sector are recruited and promised loan forgiveness, while tuition skyrockets ever higher for...
I can't help where i have to park
A man called in to complain about his car being damaged. He was working at a building where people had to pay for parking. So, this man decided to park in a side street to avoid the fees. Man: They...
Emigrating to the Green Isle
A man called in the day after Barack Obama was elected President in 2008. Obama's victory had convinced this man that the U.S. would soon become a "Socilist" haven that would target God fearing...
Just send it to my house
A man called in about evicting his adult stepdaughter from his home. Stepdaughter was originally supposed to stay for two weeks while she found a new job, and then was to get her own apartment. Six...
I need better cell service
A woman called in about the deterioration in her cellphone service. She was a legacy customer of Cellular One, which had recently been acquired by U.S. Cellular. I asked her when her contract was up,...
THe African Diamond Affair
A man called in with an unusual request. He needed me to contact Interpol on his behalf. This man had gotten into touch with some men in the African nation of Benin (I wasn't told how the two parties...
Making money shouldn't be so hard
An elderly woman called in about a website she had "bought". A nice man called her approximately two months earlier and said that for only $10,000, his company would sell her a website that would...
People who tell the truth aren't a protected class
A woman called in about being discriminated against at work because she was African American. She said that her manager was not giving her the same hours as all the other employees. I sent her a...
Send me cash and I'll send you more cash
This woman called in wanting me to contact a lender who had not sent her money from a loan she was promised. The woman had seen a commercial about real estate investing. This commercial directed...
The Party Boy
A man called in about his son's expulsion from the local school district. Dad wanted son to be reinstated at once. It was imperative because the young lad's cheerleading career hung in the balance....
Unfair accusations
A woman called in about the police unfairly targeting her son. The son's phone was found near the scene of an arson; he was currently sitting in jail. Woman: They're always accusing him of stuff! Me:...
There's only one motel in Odessa, TX
One of the first consulations I did at the law firm was a head scratcher. This woman went to Odessa, TX and booked a three night stay at a budget motel. The premises were apparently so unsafe that...