The Onion with another classic. Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic: “He was tall and impossibly hideous, with a mustache that made my blood run cold,” said Walton, who shuddered visibly as...

NEW BEDFORD, MA—Waiting until her daughter and son-in-law were occupied getting drinks in the kitchen following a family dinner at her home Sunday, local grandmother Ellen Sullivan, 72, is said to...

WASHINGTON—The U.S. Supreme Court announced Monday that it would have to review two weeks’ worth of procedure after determining it had mistakenly based its last three rulings on a copy of the Belgian...

I loved this story from the Onion before the Cubs broke their curse: I must be killed by a dagger, clutched in the hand of a true Cubs fan, plunged directly into my heart, and only then can the Cubs...

Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date: "The sober authority of the printed word continues to hold value for those attempting to extort large sums of money from...