Posts tagged with "onion"

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Grandmother Palms Grandson $10 Like She Fixing Boxing Match

NEW BEDFORD, MA—Waiting until her daughter and son-in-law were occupied getting drinks in the kitchen following a family dinner at her home Sunday, local grandmother Ellen Sullivan, 72, is said to...

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Supreme Court Mistakenly Used Belgium's Constitution For Last 3 Rulings

WASHINGTON—The U.S. Supreme Court announced Monday that it would have to review two weeks’ worth of procedure after determining it had mistakenly based its last three rulings on a copy of the Belgian...

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Steve Bartman: ‘You must kill me to break the Cubs’ curse’

I loved this story from the Onion before the Cubs broke their curse: I must be killed by a dagger, clutched in the hand of a true Cubs fan, plunged directly into my heart, and only then can the Cubs...

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Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date

Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date: "The sober authority of the printed word continues to hold value for those attempting to extort large sums of money from...

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