Posts tagged with "onion"
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February 12, 2019
NEW BEDFORD, MA—Waiting until her daughter and son-in-law were occupied getting drinks in the kitchen following a family dinner at her home Sunday, local grandmother Ellen Sullivan, 72, is said to...
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February 01, 2019
WASHINGTON—The U.S. Supreme Court announced Monday that it would have to review two weeks’ worth of procedure after determining it had mistakenly based its last three rulings on a copy of the Belgian...
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January 11, 2018
I loved this story from the Onion before the Cubs broke their curse: I must be killed by a dagger, clutched in the hand of a true Cubs fan, plunged directly into my heart, and only then can the Cubs...
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October 15, 2009
Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date: "The sober authority of the printed word continues to hold value for those attempting to extort large sums of money from...
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