My nephew has a girlfriend and they're both 15. They recently went to some school dance. This little girl was wearing a dress that had a slit halfway up her leg and then it was also a little low-cut....

The event that made me swear off lawns entirely occurred in 2009. It was like 109 heat index. My mom was here for the summer from Saudi Arabia. I get home from work, and she hounds me to mow the lawn...

A fan of my podcast, Hamsterdam, made this. Still one of the coolest things that's ever happened to me.