My nephew has a girlfriend and they're both 15. They recently went to some school dance. This little girl was wearing a dress that had a slit halfway up her leg and then it was also a little low-cut....

The event that made me swear off lawns entirely occurred in 2009. It was like 109 heat index. My mom was here for the summer from Saudi Arabia. I get home from work, and she hounds me to mow the lawn...

Birth - 7 years old 1981 1983-84 I can't form attachments to places. I don't have a sense of home. --- 7-11 1986 I fell behind on homework in science class. I remember feeling more and more...

A fan of my podcast, Hamsterdam, made this. Still one of the coolest things that's ever happened to me.