Posts tagged with "insult"

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Presidential superlatives

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Stupid and unexamined spite transubstantiated into pork

Point/Counterpoint: Rush Limbaugh: ... he was a longtime supporter of the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Nebraska Cornhuskers, and every dehumanizing social force in American life. He spent his last years...

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American Ayatollah

Christian nationalists, before they were called that, were eager to install James Dobson as a de facto American ayatollah. They sort of got their wish, since Trump helped them make the country more...

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The Donaldian style of communication

Gavin Newsom's press office has been having a field day creating tweets that mimic Trump's style. Some of my favs: From 8-12: DONALD TRUMP, THE LOWEST POLLING PRESIDENT IN RECENT HISTORY, THIS IS...

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We see it as having no inner world, no soul

Nate White, a British copywriter, posted this awesome response to the question: Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?: A few things spring to mind… Trump lacks certain qualities which the...

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Wastrel

Very apt description of Kristi Noem in this post: There is a cosplaying, ignorant wastrel named Kristi Noem heading the Department of Homeland Security. Because of huge ICE expenditures, she blew...

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Blowing Sophie's Choice

Dingus of the week: Lisa Murkowski: But the What If We Made Out With Mark Zuckerberg Inside a Shuttered Rural Hospital Bill finally passed because Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski ultimately caved and...

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Arpaio's mom

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Why don't you walk?

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The worst people in America

The Worst People In America: For starters, none of the people the Times spoke with seem to understand that they—personally—are culpable for Carol’s imprisonment. Waitress Celena Horton says she loves...

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Best Elon insult

Rusty Foster is off the Appalachian Trail, and he came back hot! Friends Forever: Increasingly malevolent emperor Donald Trump and Boer piss baby Elon Musk spent much of last week doing what they...

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Not sure there's a human in there

From a comment in a private Slack I’m a member of: Wife has a cousin involved in Iowa democratic politics and has met Ernst. His main comment, “I’m not sure there’s a human being in there.”

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Cohort of bigots

Box Score Banter: The Foreseeable, the Unforeseeable, & the Taylor Walls Ejection: No doubt, Walls is already furious on the first day of pride month, stuck playing for a team which, horrifyingly,...

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People unhappy leopards eating faces

Missouri MAGA Mommies Didn’t Vote For Trump To Deport This One Immigrant They Like!: The New York Times is out with what may become a new kind of Cletus Safari, where instead of visiting diners to...

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Not Megan Fox

I was incensed after my pal E said a woman looked like Megan Fox. I looked her up on LinkedIn and she didn't fit the description at all. I told E: This is no Megan Fox!!! This is generic Oklahoma Chi...

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Unwilling to use Occam's Razor

From Amanda Marcotte's newsletter: For instance, Trump filibustered on Tuesday by saying, “Think of us as a super luxury store” where “we're going to give you a very good price, we're going to make...

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DUI Hire

These are things the people in the military are calling Leaky Pete Hegseth:

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President Blanka

Talking To The President: You will, for some reason, always be able to see Trump's entire body in a chair, squatting and heaving and canted in an uncanny way that might remind you of Blanka from...

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Zig when they zag

Talking about a company I'm forced to deal with at work: They out here trying to zig when the rest of the world zags. They're hiring the worst and the dullest instead of the best and brightest.

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Oily bag of brain rot

The Billionaire Boycott Conundrum: Elon Musk is an oily bag of brain rot in barely human form, who richly deserves the scorn of history, but he did us all a real solid by having his companies be ones...

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Guiding the family

I had a former friend who said that he felt that the man needs to guide all the women in the family. And then I was like, "Well then who's guiding them, cuz you ain't a real man."

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God's problem now

Robert Adolph Boehm Obituary: Robert Adolph Boehm, in accordance with his lifelong dedication to his own personal brand of decorum, muttered his last unintelligible and likely unnecessary curse on...

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Kid Rock's fans

From Threads: Kid Rock makes music for dudes who get outraged when other people’s students loans are forgiven but are themselves about three years behind on paying child support.

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Maikel Garcia

Joe Sheehan dropping hot fire: Garcia had a .281 OBP this year and bats ninth because there is no tenth.

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Texas obituaries

People in Texas keep it real at all times: I used to review Texas obituaries for a living and these are some of my favorite lines describing people who were apparently awful during their lifetimes:...

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Judge Judy

Back when I was an attorney, people would try to explain what the law on a topic was. I would say, "You know what? You're totally right. I went to law school for 3 years, you've been watching Judge...

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Performance evaluations

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Master class

I saw this quote and used it to describe a former friend: He is conducting a master class in how to be an unlovable crazy person.

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White Monster

A pal of mine calls the White Monster Energy drink "The Donald Trump".

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Limits of your comprehension

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G-rated insults

Love these: Oh honey, you’re not pretty enough to be acting like that. I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you properly....

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True obituary

This obituary told the truth about a terrible person: Lawrence H Pfaff Sr. was born in Belmont, NY, on April 16, 1941. He passed away on June 27, 2022, living a long life, much longer than he...

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Rap disses

Kendrick Lamar's verse on "Control" has sparked a controversy in the hip hop world. After going down a rabbit hole, I found this awesome articleabout the stories behind 50 rap beefs. I will present...

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