Wastrel
Very apt description of Kristi Noem in this post: There is a cosplaying, ignorant wastrel named Kristi Noem heading the Department of Homeland Security. Because of huge ICE expenditures, she blew...
Posts tagged with "insult"
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Lisa Murkowski
Dingus of the week: Lisa Murkowski: But the What If We Made Out With Mark Zuckerberg Inside a Shuttered Rural Hospital Bill finally passed because Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski ultimately caved and...
Arpaio
Why don't you walk?
The worst people in America
The Worst People In America: For starters, none of the people the Times spoke with seem to understand that they—personally—are culpable for Carol’s imprisonment. Waitress Celena Horton says she loves...
Best Elon insult
Rusty Foster is off the Appalachian Trail, and he came back hot! Friends Forever: Increasingly malevolent emperor Donald Trump and Boer piss baby Elon Musk spent much of last week doing what they...
Taylor Walls
Box Score Banter: The Foreseeable, the Unforeseeable, & the Taylor Walls Ejection: No doubt, Walls is already furious on the first day of pride month, stuck playing for a team which, horrifyingly,...
People unhappy leopards eating faces
Missouri MAGA Mommies Didn’t Vote For Trump To Deport This One Immigrant They Like!: The New York Times is out with what may become a new kind of Cletus Safari, where instead of visiting diners to...
Megan Fox
I was incensed after my pal E said a woman looked like Megan Fox. I looked her up on LinkedIn and she didn't fit the description at all. I told E: This is no Megan Fox!!! This is generic Oklahoma Chi...
Not deeper than that
From Amanda Marcotte's newsletter: For instance, Trump filibustered on Tuesday by saying, “Think of us as a super luxury store” where “we're going to give you a very good price, we're going to make...
Pete Hegseth nicknames
These are things the people in the military are calling him:
Talking to the President
Talking To The President: You will, for some reason, always be able to see Trump's entire body in a chair, squatting and heaving and canted in an uncanny way that might remind you of Blanka from...
Zig when they zag
Talking about a company I'm forced to deal with at work: They out here trying to zig when the rest of the world zags. They're hiring the worst and the dullest instead of the best and brightest.
Oily bag of brain rot
The Billionaire Boycott Conundrum: Elon Musk is an oily bag of brain rot in barely human form, who richly deserves the scorn of history, but he did us all a real solid by having his companies be ones...
Guiding the family
I had a former friend who said that he felt that the man needs to guide all the women in the family. And then I was like, "Well then who's guiding them, cuz you ain't a real man."
Awesome obit
Robert Adolph Boehm Obituary: Robert Adolph Boehm, in accordance with his lifelong dedication to his own personal brand of decorum, muttered his last unintelligible and likely unnecessary curse on...
Kid Rock
From Threads: Kid Rock makes music for dudes who get outraged when other people’s students loans are forgiven but are themselves about three years behind on paying child support.
Maikel Garcia
Joe Sheehan dropping hot fire: Garcia had a .281 OBP this year and bats ninth because there is no tenth.
Texas obituaries
People in Texas keep it real at all times: I used to review Texas obituaries for a living and these are some of my favorite lines describing people who were apparently awful during their lifetimes:...
Judge Judy
Back when I was an attorney, people would try to explain what the law on a topic was. I would say, "You know what? You're totally right. I went to law school for 3 years, you've been watching Judge...
Performance evaluations
Master class
I saw this quote and used it to describe a former friend: He is conducting a master class in how to be an unlovable crazy person.
White Monster
A pal of mine calls the White Monster Energy drink "The Donald Trump".
Limits of your comprehension
G-rated insults
Love these: Oh honey, you’re not pretty enough to be acting like that. I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you properly....
True obituary
This obituary told the truth about a terrible person: Lawrence H Pfaff Sr. was born in Belmont, NY, on April 16, 1941. He passed away on June 27, 2022, living a long life, much longer than he...
Rap disses
Kendrick Lamar's verse on "Control" has sparked a controversy in the hip hop world. After going down a rabbit hole, I found this awesome articleabout the stories behind 50 rap beefs. I will present...